1) When you do your little step-out-ambush move to try and foist your overpriced beauty product on a woman and she, startled, says, “no, thank you,” DON’T stand out there and admire her ass for ten seconds as she walks away.

2) Especially DON’T try to cover for it by acting like you’re trying to ambush me, too, ‘cause I’m just going to shake my head and ignore you.  Guys don’t usually go for the products you sell.